dick in an ass

Term used to express a warning or comment about a person's or oneself negative actions, decisions, comments, etc.

Stephanie, you've been such a dick in an ass!

iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today

by yummyjunk March 19, 2020

dick-in-the-ass

something unfortunate, as in something going wrong with a carefully laid out plan.

Greg: "My Dad says I can't go out tonight."
Dan: "Well, that's a dick-in-the-ass."

by Brian Backus June 19, 2006

grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

Grab dick and ass day

September 10 is the day you grab boys with big dicks and smack and grab somebody ass

September 10 is grab dick and ass day

by Cleve clevon September 9, 2019

DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!!

DDDA means to deep dick dat ass, something you often do to a hoe at daaa club, if you got no glove.

You know wat they say no glove no love anal for the W

Chris: " yoooo bro i DDDA that girl yesterday, she had not showered for a while it ended in a muddy situation, big yikes."
21 Savage: "fuckkkkk let me slurp da muddy situation up for you ;)"
DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!!

by young anal April 24, 2019

eat my entire dick and ass

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 15, 2018

dick assed

a manner of doing things akin to trying to stik yer knob up yer arse.

by MrEddy June 16, 2003