dench

over-used term (in the south of the UK at least) coined recently by some rapper dude on a radio show

actually means fuck all and is an attempt to move away from 'real' terms such as 'cool'
"that manoeuvre was dench blud"

actually meaning

"that manoeuvre was very cool and well executed"
by RandomBlud March 07, 2012
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dench

a blending of the word 'hench' and 'dark' used by a popular footballing icon. it refers to someone who is well built and this can also include the penis. for example 'my penis is well dench'. however it can also be used an adjective. it is generally a word used by male teenagers who are insecure and twattish.
'dench'
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
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dench

a term used in foosball or table soccer meaning bad, or undesireable.
Aww shit that shot was dench.
by firetruckgreen November 15, 2006
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denched

To be touched in a manner that is wholly inappropriate or uncomfortable, much like the incident in the film, Notes on a Scandal, wherein Dench's older lesbian character takes Cate Blanchett's arm and strokes it repeatedly and says, "Good girl."
You've been denched!!
by Denchy McDencherson February 07, 2007
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Judi-Denching

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.
Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
by Prudence19 December 30, 2020
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Dench Sausage

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.
A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.
by BigBean January 14, 2015
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Dench Complex

Person A: "I have a ten inch dick, I'm smarter than Elon Musk, and I am the alpha of all males."
Person B: "I think you might have a Dench Complex."
by tigbittie April 02, 2020
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