Someone who cries over stealing a jaguar and getting it stuck on a dirtroad, then cries on the phone when we tell him the cops came.
by derek4114 September 29, 2007
by you want to know me March 5, 2017
tragic gay story,,
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one
also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one
also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people
Devilman Crybaby - tragic gay story
by somsuper October 19, 2019
Devilman Crybaby is an anime that will make you sob for hours. It's a sad gay story. It has boobs in it, twice. Also a cum ceiling.
person 1: Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
by Misa Amane is my babe January 1, 2022
Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.
"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
by jimchach February 6, 2005
1. A person who excessively complains about a situation that does not merit the level of crybabyism associated with the situation.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
See whiny crybaby
Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
by harrowind June 7, 2011