Chad

Chad is a Chad and Chaddy Chad Chad and Chad is Brad that's a lot more mad and Chad is a really really mad lad

"Omg my brother is SUCH a Chad dude"
"Smae"

by Toby McQuacker December 9, 2021

chad

excrement that comes form the butthole

Your mom likes it when I drop a chad on her chest

by BSizzle April 27, 2006

chad

something that is rubbish or unworthy

the football team were chad tonight

by troy robson August 18, 2005

Chad

1. Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a tea bagging.

2. Large amount of Male ejaculation on the female face (Skeet)

3. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the area between your sac and your asshole.

4. Popular name, usually a Chad can be described as calm and cool. Most Chads know how to dress to impress and are considered sexy by women while being hated by jealous Haters.
For the alternate definitions most Chads are known as; Stretch Nuts , Splooge, Chode and other variations of the definitions.

Dude snap a pic while I lay the chad across this chicks face.
Bro last night I chad all over that chicks face
Guy 1. It’s so FN hot out!
Guy 2. I know I got the worse FN swamp chad ever.

by Trying to learn you some July 15, 2008

chad

a huge, almost cyst like pimple on one's face, so large that it deserves it's own name; is usually in a very unsightly spot, such as chin, cheek, or between the eyes

Check out that huge chad on nic's face!

by emillzzz23 February 24, 2009

Chad

A handsome, physically buff, wealthy, emotionally unavailable man.

She's a Chad chaser; always going after guys that eventually dump her.

by Run.Forrest.Run January 26, 2022

Chad

A fit and healthy dude that’s fat as fuck at the same time.

“Yo Chad”
“What?”
“Your fat as fuck you must eat straight sticks of butter and bacon grease”
“Dude I have 7 percent body fat”
“Fat piece of lard”

by Gferda October 6, 2023