by WeebJane February 11, 2018
The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.
by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
Nigga with the longest dick in the crew who’s best pick up line is “Chop Me Up” and works every single time. Also referred as a Legend in the ranks of pimps.
by KaylaP143 November 24, 2018
Cesar is a fucking bitch ass boy. Disloyal and disrespectful of everyone. If you meet a Cesar, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Never trust a Cesar. He is manipulative and uncaring. Although it doesn't seem like it in the beginning he will ruin your life.
by speakingfacts.fr June 11, 2020
A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.
by JRTee Man June 13, 2013
by shaplapo April 9, 2011
A smug arrogant prick who impregnates his underage girlfriend and then has to give up his Ivy League beaner scholarship to come back home and get a job he isn't qualified for at the company his beaner-baby-momma's father works at.
Man, Cesar really screwed up when he got that chick knocked up, but it will be ok because soon he will be the boss of all these people that hate him at his new job.
by Servilius Casca May 25, 2012