The act of performing coitus with a woman and having a saucy fart on her bed before leaving with your expensive cuttlery set.
Stacy's bed is full of weak sauce.
- Damn! John left with a Rapido Carlito!
by mckek February 23, 2016
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Carls Alt Name. Created By Milo And Carl.
EL CARLITO Is Sexy~
by carlosthecreator March 21, 2023
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The type of guy to smack girl asses harder then smacking Into a curb or a ditch and earns the title the curb and the furious
Carlitos~ “ that’s a nice ditch I’m depressed YEET
by Your local depressed giant December 7, 2019
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An outspoken individual who prides themselves in helping others. Resilient but when they shut down from uncontrollable emotion. An uncanny ability to see beauty in all things but has a gift surviving in the toughest situations. Against all odds the will alone makes them unique and desirable.
I need help with strength,wisdom,& loyalty can I please have a carlito
by Lower light November 23, 2021
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This person is one sexy mofo. Beautiful inside and out. They may be shy sometimes but will always fight back if and when necessary. They’re the cutest of them all but can be a total bitch too when it warrants it. Don’t fuck with them though, or you’ll regret it.
Carlitos is so sweet and nice.
She crossed Carlitos, now she will pay.
This bitch better learn quick how to be respectful because TRUST ME she is not gonna want Carlitos to teach her.
by JL271 November 24, 2021
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Carlito is the sexiest person to live
And has a hot boyfriend named Jose
Who is really hot and is daddy
Carlito=Daddy
He is to sexy But he is not gay He thinks girls are hot Carlito daddy same
Hahahahhahe took a carlito in the middle of class
by Stinky guy poop July 13, 2022
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