Callan 

A dumbass who thinks my family is totally fobby, even though we aren't. Which is why he's a retard. And also irish. Furthermore, someone who's probably gay.

a.) Why doesn't Callan understand that we're not fobs? Stupid white boy.
b.) God, that guy's such a Callan.
c.) "Look at that flaming Callan!"

Callan by Twinkie February 21, 2005

Callan 

Awesome person who knows how to have fun. Better than a Jordan. Interested in hot girls. Good at games especially Fortnite. He is also funny and not gay like a Jordan.

I want to be like a Callan

Callan by Henry FTW January 28, 2018

callan 

ugly, whore who talks bad about people behind theyre back.

She is such a callan.

callan by balogna12 April 25, 2010

callan 

my little brother, a retard

callan ya retard

callan by callans brother April 6, 2004

callan  

Sometimes when playing a female sport like volleyball, there is someone of questionable sexuality. Sometimes you refer to them as a "softball playa" but when there is no doubt, of said individual's slant , they are refered to as a Callan.

A callan can also be someone who is in love with a "steve"

Gah, I hate changing in front of that callan, she always stares at me.

Callan is in total love with steve, they would make a hot couple.

callan by Liz Sparrow October 3, 2007

Callan 

Callan is the most best friend you can have. she’s always there for you now matter what. she makes you laugh until you pee your pants. she usually has green eyes and brown or blonde hair, she wins all the boys and the funniest girl all around.

callan made me laugh so much i peed

Callan by egd.gbd October 15, 2019

callan 

Biggest ballbag ever, #puberty hit early, and slabby bums

Omg callan ur balls are huge

callan by Amunny June 25, 2020