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Calculus 

This is the thing that puts all other maths to shame. It's do-able, just quite difficult.
I used to think math was easy. Then came calculus...

Calculus Warrior 

The follower of a Calulus General. One exceedingly skilled in the foundations of Lebiniz and Newton. Usually armed with a TI-83 or maybe even a TInspire.
"Wow, that Calculus Warrior owned that equation."

His general should be proud.
Calculus Warrior by WalkaSutra August 23, 2009

Calculus General 

When a person is so advanced at an area of math (like calculus) that they lead their class into math warfare.
"He is so good at Calculus. He is like a Calculus general."

"I would follow him into a battle of limits any day."

Corona Calculus 

The use of differentiation and integration symbols to hypothesize the infection and mortality rates of change in many parts of the developed world. For example, which of the following Covid-19 hypotheses are worth investigating further?

Wuhan: βˆ«πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰ dx = πŸ¦‡ + c
White House: βˆ«πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰ dx = πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ§«πŸ§ͺ+ c

Singapore: d/dx (πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰) = 😷x + πŸ’€y
US: d/dx (πŸ€₯β‚„β‚… + πŸ¦ β‚β‚‰) = 😷ˣ + πŸ’€ΚΈ
Corona calculus helps us to differentiate between facts and falsehoods about the coronavirus, while we integrate the latest effective preventive measures adopted by countries with low infections and deaths to control the pandemic crisis.
Corona Calculus by MathPlus December 7, 2020

Calculus 

Calculus is a type of mathematics. It is very simple, once you learn this simple equation.

Learn Vocabulary+Read Problem+Set Up Problem+Magic=problem solved.
Joe: How'd you do on the Calculus exam?

Steve: It was easy, after I learned the simple equation that makes calculus a cinch.

Joe: Oh yeah, I really like how magic solves the problem
Calculus by naylordude424 February 7, 2010

Calculus 

"Hey, in our Calculus homework, why does the derivative of x^2 = 2x?"
"magic."
Calculus by MikeWatch February 9, 2009