A worthless piece of shit that walks around killing people with smells and looks. he doesn't know anything because he gets kicked out of every school. when he gets in a fight he always wins because of his looks and smells, no wonder every body is scared of him. when I try to watch the show I have nightmares for the next week or so, Caillou is the biggest horror movie/show, that's why he gets no fricking views, people are to scared of him. he's the new momo people die because of him, why so dramatic im over here locking all doors and closing all windows also blocking that show. when people see him at the airport they get on a plane immediately even if its not there plane, just to get away from that ugly-ass cancer infected bitch. no wonder people are starting to jump off bridges, because of this little f*ck
by badaja man March 17, 2019
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by The caillou man October 17, 2017
A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing
by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018
F*** you, Caillou.
by electric helicopters February 13, 2018
by Wilford Brimley July 30, 2006
a little fucking bitch who whines and cries all the damn time. he’s so stupid that even 4 year old me hated him, i must have been a genius kid for seeing what a dumb fuck he is. he’s a little bald bitch because he doesn’t deserve hair. anything he does he fucks up, the little shit. even in his FUCKING INTRO HE CRIES FIR NO GOD DAMN REASON. HES OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. his parents aren’t any fucking better, he can do literally anything and his parents just say “oh no that was bad do better next time we love you and you can have whatever you want from the toy store :)” NO HE DOESN’T DESERVE THAT SHIT HE WAS BEING A BRAT. DAMN WHY CAN’T YOU BE GOOD PARENTS FIR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
by fhlowr December 9, 2018