Home of the waffle, historic castles, and beer that is often voted best on Earth.
Belgium has a better war record than France
by King Andrew July 11, 2003
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The act of waking up and falling asleep over and over again as if to create a loop of consciousness and unconsciousness.
My friend was explaining this complicated plot to a webtoon and I was trying to listen and follow along, but since my stupid ass decided not to get out of bed I was Belgiuming the whole time.
by Beefeth June 11, 2021
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A small country in Europe located between France, Germany and Netherlands. World famous for Belgian chocolate, waffles, great beer, DJs and ridiculously hot chicks.
Yo homes, let's go euro hopping. First stop? BELGIUM, mo'focka!!
by doss_bruan January 13, 2006
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european nation above france that makes better french fries and has random fry stands on the sides of the country roads. gave germany a shitload of trouble in ww1 especially for how small it was and also makes nutella
american; yo i love french fries
belgiuman; yea but they gotta be called belgian fries cause ours kick ass
by hibachi April 11, 2007
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According to Douglas Adams in his HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series, the worst possible curse word in the universe. Its use is inexcusably rude.
Baby, I love you. You make my...what? What do you mean you're my sister? Belgium!!!
by Geekzapoppin March 30, 2005
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Little country which is often dreadful for france.
Culture followers with a 10 years decay.
a french (in 88'):"woaw,i just discovered new wave is fantastic! yeeeee!"
a Belgian (in 88'):"I used to listen to new wave 10years ago. Now im more into acid and new beat"
A french (98') goin' at i love techno in gent : "yopeeee! techno is soo cooool! one half let's do another half!"
A Belgian (98'): "There's no longer real techno scene anywhere. I mostly do drum & bass parties"

A french (at anytime):"hahahaha! Belgians are soo dumb! hahahaha"
Belgians and the rest of the world (at anytime): "froggies? what kind of music did they invented?"

by areyoucopsorwhat August 24, 2003
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