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So let's be honest You are Athena!
by SBGames2023 March 23, 2023
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She is, while beautiful and anything you can imagine, a victim to peer pressure which makes her a total outcast. From an innocent look of reading or chattering, turns into a broad with makeup, and low self-esteem. The real her cries in agony while the fight between evil and good fight off everyday. Evil wins no matter what, due to snippy friends and people who think they're actually beautiful. She is the gossip people talk about, and the victim who actually liked her real self, cries in agony everyday he sees her face.
"Hey, did you see," Michael noticed,"Athena is wearing makeup now!"

"I noticed that too! Dude, she's into you, you know that." Josh mentions.
"Dang straight, I wish she wasn't so attracted to me." Michael moaned.
by Nicely_Nicely February 22, 2015
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Athena is the best person you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and intelligent. If she is your friend/girlfriend/mom. You should be very thankful to have such an amazing person in your life.
Is your name Athena oh that’s why you’re so amazing!
by Gummy._.bot November 4, 2019
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The Athena I know is a chill person. She's super fun and she's the kindest person ever. If you have an Athena as your friend, you're really lucky. She's not a dry person and she's really nice. She might bully you for jokes but she never means it.
#1: You know that new girl Athena?
#2: Yeah, what about her?
#1: I kind of wanna be her friend. I hear she's super chill.
#2: Well, most Athena's are chill so I say go for it.
#1: Alright!
by entityexistance September 24, 2021
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A person who wears baseball hats of teams they hate, and dress like a 40 year old woman everyday at school or work. Also they dont give a shit about you no matter how you feel.
"Whoa you look like an Athena!"
"What does that mean?"
"um..."

"Hi, Athena! Did you see your kids soccer game last night?"
"Fuck off Susan."
by zemmiphobia_freak February 10, 2023
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the best girl in the whole wide world.

i miss u btw xx
“who’s athena
“Just the most amazing girl ever!”
by lowgan November 24, 2021
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Typically a woman. A person with 2 left feet that falls over right. Has a wonky eye when when she laughs. Takes forever to do anything, but always does everything. Her boobs are %50 of her body. She has the sex drive of a teenage boy. She displays flamboyant hand gestures while cooking.
That girl just pulled an Athena!
by Goofballs November 20, 2011
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