by coolmf December 30, 2021
by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021
A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.
by Whateverandever September 25, 2021
1. Really bad advice from a guy named Sage.
2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.
2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.
1. "Where ever you go, what ever you do - Fight complacency, and be an obstinate jerk." - Sage giving Sage Advice
2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice
2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice
by Not Sage September 12, 2007
A fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. These "Advice Cookies" make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name FORTUNE COOKIE. These Advice Cookies are most likely found at a local Panda Express or other Chinese restaurant. Some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in Chinese.
ex1: Yo I just hit up panda and got what I thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. That ain't a fortune cookie that's an ADVICE COOKIE!!
ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!
ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!
by refri3dnoodle May 22, 2009
by tatatyler June 25, 2008
An indivdual who is able to give amazing advice from a neutral standpoint, and be there for their friends and put their friends' well-being before themselves.
M's boyfriend cheated on her and L is trying to comfort her.
"It's okay to cry, M. You're an amazing person and what happened was shit and not your fault. Just cry it out and talk to him when you're ready. Get closure, eat feel good foods, drink water, do what you feel like doing and get some sleep. You will do amazing things and it's okay that sometimes shitty stuff happen. You're amazing."
"Thanks, L. You're a real advice-giver."
"It's okay to cry, M. You're an amazing person and what happened was shit and not your fault. Just cry it out and talk to him when you're ready. Get closure, eat feel good foods, drink water, do what you feel like doing and get some sleep. You will do amazing things and it's okay that sometimes shitty stuff happen. You're amazing."
"Thanks, L. You're a real advice-giver."
by Spicy&bleik potet June 10, 2017