A famous game on Roblox. This game is full of absolutely stupid children who trades the piles of garbage they bring everywhere with them to flex on others only to get scammed, after that they start a massive argument and the argument has a heck ton of terrible shitty insults. What other can you do in this game other than go on google and search up for the best insults known to man kind or watching the dramatic movie while eating a large sized popcorn and loudly sipping 2 liters of your favorite soda? Collecting! Yes that's right, use your parent's credit card (I forgot that your dad went to get milk) and get some in game currency to get the useless pets! Grow it while it begs you for food, for a shower (little shit can't turn on the water) and for some playtime! Why not collect some recyclable plastic instead of going to the gym, doing homework and much, much more! Waste your valuables (including every second of your life) on this amazing game! Watch the no-lifers get their daily streaks to a higher number! So cool! Play adopt me now! 100% won't make a pop up begging you for your life savings every 10 seconds! Now get your ass out there and go lose some weight.
Mother: Somebody used up all of my money!
14 year old: It was insert 5 y/o name here, insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here said that insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here needs it to get a cool pet in the weird lookin game called "Adopt Me" on "Roblox"
Mother: I fucking hate my life.
14 year old: It was insert 5 y/o name here, insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here said that insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here needs it to get a cool pet in the weird lookin game called "Adopt Me" on "Roblox"
Mother: I fucking hate my life.
by rotten mochi August 28, 2022
The hell that it is. A game where people learn sex and give away addresses. Don't forget to kill yourself before playing this game, and loose a couple of brain cells along the way. Want a couch? SPEND YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD! this game is stupid as hell.
by Go Murder Some More! January 25, 2021
A roblox game that started as a family role play, but since the addition of pets has massively improved and now has hundreds of pets to collect, lots of houses to buy and decorate, and a really pretty map.
by TurtleFlower August 7, 2022
In Roblox Bloxburg, you will usually find these people saying "abc to adopt me" meaning they are asking someone to adopt them, the annoying thing is that they will knock on mansions and if u say no to adopt them they will just throw a whole tantrum and throw a bunch of insults on u or just stalk u and camp by ur house until u say yes, they also do this when u nearly finished ur house and the house is a mansion, they will be like "when u finished can u adopt me" and if u say no they again just throw insults at u, funny thing is they will be like "eww no" if u said abc and u have a tiny house, they are very annoying in general
Lilylotus: ABC TO ADOPT MEE!1!1!1!1!1!
321headlines: abc!
*sees house*
Lilylotus: eww ur house is small im leaving
321headlines: abc!
*sees house*
Lilylotus: eww ur house is small im leaving
by notdahloya August 11, 2022
A place in roblox where every 6-9 years old play their stupid "Adopt and Raise a Cute Baby," or "Life in Paradise," games.
by Frozenical October 22, 2020
Person one: what adopt me pets do you have
Person two: i have a life so I don’t have one
Person one: is it ride or fly
Person two:get a life
Person two: i have a life so I don’t have one
Person one: is it ride or fly
Person two:get a life
by Dat one dude online haha January 2, 2021