Son:
Mom, he took my ice cream!
Mom:
He's such a Adolf Hitler!
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A German politician and leader of Austrian descent. His promises to bring the German people out of the depression that had gripped much of the world suceeded in getting him elected to the German parlaiment. His reforms brought Germany out of the depression and industrial output rose beyond pre-depression values. Hitler's fanatical views on race and governmental actions eventually led to the invasion of Austria and Poland. Later, the German invasion of France triggered the second World War. In his quest to make the Aryans the supreme rulers of Europe over 30 million people died including over 6 million Jews, Gypsies, and other "degenerate races." As the Allies entered Berlin Hitler and his aide poisoned their families and commited suicide.
I wish you would be more open-minded, you are starting to act like Adolf Hitler.
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The Dictator of Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945, mostly during World War 2.
Adolf Hitler was a horrible maniac, and he also had a shitty mustache.
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(April 20,1889-April 30,1945) was the dictator or Fuhrer of Germany from 1933 to his defeat in 1945 at the end of World War 2 (1939-1945). Hitler served in World War I (1914-1918) and won the Iron Cross for bravery as a dispatch runner in the German Army. After the humiliating defeat of Germany in 1918 and the abdication of Kaiser Wilhelm II, Hitler became an anti-semite and blamed the Jews for all of Germany's woes, Hitler in 1933 became Reichskanzler and took over the presidency of Germany which he merged and became absolute ruler of Nazi Germany in 1935, Hitler expelled Jews from German life and labelled them as non citizens in the 1934 Race Laws, Hitler aided Francisco Franco in the Spanish revolution and became allies with Benito Mussolini who was Prime Minister of Fascist Italy. in 1938 Hitler both annexed Czechoslovakia and his native Austria into a "Greater German Reich". From 1939-1940 Hitler invaded Poland and France then in the next year of 1941 Hitler invaded the Soviet Union which created a war on two fronts and because of his blundering in military matters he was eventually defeated and committed suicide with his mistress Eva Braun in Berlin but not before causing the deaths of 50 million people and 6 million Jews in the Holocaust.
Adolf Hitler is commonly associated with "Pure Evil"
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A German leader that rose to power after WWI when Germany was in a Great Depression, he offered help and used the Jewish religion as a scapegoat saying they were the reason for Germany's troubles, as well as people who did not follow his views. Hitler then recruited as many soldiers as possible, especially the mentally unstable, to 'control' the prisoners. The guards tortured and raped whomever they pleased but still followed Hitler's golden rule, massacre. In total about 6 million innocent lives were taken before Russian and American forces infiltrated all the camps that were made or renovated that held the remaining live prisoners.
" Adolf Hitler was a great man!"
"Alright sir, eat your spinach before you go back to your cell or you wont get any dessert later, okay?"
"But I dont LIKE spinach!"
"Sir, you've been here for 12 years for firing upon a Mosque, eat it or I'll get mr. Sanches in."
"Okay! God! Heil Hitler."
by NorfMcFlorf October 12, 2019
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