aardvark

an imaginary animal never seen before.

i was so high last night i saw the aardvark man!!!

by lilmzrae001 February 13, 2010

aardvark

some who induldges in cocaine

my dads been hiding in the basement and going all aardvarky

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

aardvark

Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.

Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.

Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

aardvarking

when a person of the male species crushes psychotherapy pills and snorts them through his wiener, like a vacuum.

After sex, Amanda watched her boyfriend aardvarking.

by dj k-swerve August 28, 2012

aardvark

To be hit in the back of the head; To be clubed fatally.

We were playing Halo at chris's house, and jimmy got aardvarked.

by Como December 10, 2004

Aardvark

Slang term for an AK-47, used in Northern California and the Bay Area primarily

"The Aardvark never jams, not like those shitty Ms (M-16s)"

by Dead Rabbit September 26, 2006

Aardvarking

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

by md5375 March 25, 2009