The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
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When you put an enema in your bum.
The injection in your bum did hurt a lot.
by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023
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Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cushion to a tire.
"This seat's really hard. I could do with some bum nice"
by Sophie Dickson August 17, 2008
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A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp
I want a big eggplant bum right now
by Pryingpencil November 2, 2017
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Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.
by Nobody and No-one August 7, 2021
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When you do something that is dank as fuck and then some dickbutt comes over and fucks it all up.
dude that party was dank as fuck untill the cops danky bum bum'd all over it
by The real og kush March 22, 2016
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What you get when you cross an African and English
1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
by Meich April 19, 2011
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