OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
by westanahealthytromboner October 24, 2019
When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body
Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?
Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night
Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night
by Loser Romney March 24, 2014
When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.
Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”
by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022
by darrenpowell187 August 19, 2015
by The Kiley February 3, 2015
by Mondan April 21, 2015
Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
by SquatchIt September 24, 2020