Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.

Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.

I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.

by ShadowChix March 8, 2017

Trombone

A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.

This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it

by PoolOfAwesome October 15, 2017

Tromboner

A male trombonist who often times is getting layed left right and center

These guys are usually the strongest players in the band.

Wow Phill is such a tromboner he gets layed all the time

by You got nothing boi July 10, 2018

Trombone Bukkake

When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez

Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust?
Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!

by Radical, but also Sadical September 24, 2017

Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.

In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job

by AidenHall July 4, 2016