johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Trombone

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That trombone is dead

by Flurry58 February 25, 2019

Trombone

A device used for brilliance and power! They usually overpower the mellos and baritones with little effort.

What are trombones for?! Brilliance and power!

by Ktbone19 August 20, 2018

Trombone Play

Stroking the penis while sucking it. Referencing to how you have to blow into a trombone, and stroke it.

Hey, I have an idea for oral. Let’s do Trombone Play.

by BeastEJ December 14, 2018

Sparkly trombone

Similar to a rusty trombone however instead of anal pleasures cocaine is inserted into the rectum.

Wow Cheryl gives a great sparkly trombone!

by Dingle booger August 15, 2023

Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 3, 2015

Trombone

A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.

The trombone is awesome!

by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021