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Paris trombone 

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
Paris trombone by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
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Old Trombone 

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?

Dan the trombone man 

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.
Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

reverse rusty trombone 

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo

Greasing the Trombone 

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis
He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.
Greasing the Trombone by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

Chocolate Rusty Trombone 

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

Playing the trombone 

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."
Playing the trombone by WitchMD November 10, 2024