happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 02, 2023

tick dick

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.

I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne

by Songdefiner November 30, 2016

Tick it off horn

When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.

Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro

by Bribeguy June 08, 2022

rickety tick

(RI-KET-II TIK)
Post colonial Australian slang.
Exclamation of an undesirable action or outcome.

“Sorry I don’t have any change for that; rickety tick!”
“I’m not going to rickety tick today!”
“I hope this doesn’t end up all rickety ticky!”

by SE Hobart language school September 13, 2023

sick tick

The duration of an illness.

I'm waiting for this sick tick to end.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Click-Tick

A Click-Tick is a game or person who requires a lots of clicks or is a person who over clicks on something

This game should not be played in class because there is a lot of clicking involved.

Brian is such a Click-Tick because I was sitting in class and all i heard from his computer was clicking. I don't think he was in the book.

by Iamman1234 March 19, 2017

Ticks

A name almost always for human females who do not, and I repeat, do not believe in rituals.

Hey, did you see whether Ticks' has brought pistachios or not?

by justGetMeTheFuckin'Soaps June 08, 2022