n00bia

Tha homie town on tha homie Nile whence come all tha n00bs. In ancient times, n00bia was tha global hub for n00bishness; a great library was built in n00bia, containing records of all tha shanter.

Jahlil: Yo Marcus, what's happenin?
Marcus: Heyyo Jahlil. Lol are you learning about Phosphoglyceraldehyde because you're in BIOOOOO.
Jahlil: Shanter; you must be from n00bia you n00b.

n00bia by uzebeckatrente September 8, 2016

n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

n00bivor

Like a carnivor (one that eats meat only) or herbivor (one that eats plants only), a n00bivor eats n00bs only. Pretty much a person who pwns n00bs 24/7 and is awesome at life.

Wow, did you see that n00bivor pwn all those n00bs. He's full.

n00bivor by D3m37r1 June 11, 2006

n00bzilla

The biggest n00b there is. Full of ignorance.

You don't know what WoW is? Man, what a n00bzilla!

n00bzilla by mintkid09 March 5, 2008

n00bet

Originating from the typical gamer insult "n00b", n00bet is doubly insulting because the speaker is not only calling the receiver a n00b, but he is also calling him a GIRL n00b.

Spartan 117: Ha ha! I owned you n00b!!!!11!
Spartan 007: Whatever! You got 4 kills n00bet!!

n00bet by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008

N00bninja 

A person obsessed with martial arts culture who, whilst confident they could kill a crocodile with their bare hands demonstrates little in the way of technical merit.

Dan: "I'm a fifth degree blank belt in karate. I once back flipped over a moving tractor but no one saw me"

Matt: "Whatev man you're such a n00bninja"

N00bninja by FuriousB March 24, 2009

n00bmas 

Christmas for n00bs (noobs) Celebrated once a year by anyone who feels like it on December 30th

Example 1: Hey it's almost n00bmas!
Example 2: N00bmas is the day before New Years Eve!

n00bmas by Festivegg December 30, 2020