Chuck Norris
by Kelvin Mndz February 7, 2009
He eats thunder and farts lightning.
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
There are no examples...there is only Chuck Norris
by X-waves-of-distortion-X December 19, 2009
Chuck Norris is a fictional man who is believed to be all powerful by a cult following he has on the internet. These Chuck Norris facts will define it way better than I can.
Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got angry and roundhouse kicked the ground in a spot. That spot is known as the Pacific ocean.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once fought superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his pajamas on the outside of his clothes.
Aliens don't cause crop circles. That's Chuck Norris playing with his cereal.
Actually, Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for crying scenes.
The manhattan project was an attempt to reproduce the power of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It failed.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The movie was cancelled shortly after it's production. No one would pay good money to see a movie 9 seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the books down until he gets the information he needs.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, his kick went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the pacific ocean.
Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got angry and roundhouse kicked the ground in a spot. That spot is known as the Pacific ocean.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once fought superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his pajamas on the outside of his clothes.
Aliens don't cause crop circles. That's Chuck Norris playing with his cereal.
Actually, Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for crying scenes.
The manhattan project was an attempt to reproduce the power of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It failed.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The movie was cancelled shortly after it's production. No one would pay good money to see a movie 9 seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the books down until he gets the information he needs.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, his kick went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the pacific ocean.
by infernalcommentary42 July 12, 2011
"I can't find Chuck Norris anywhere!"
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
by MileyCyrus=EpicFail October 31, 2009
1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008
The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 8, 2011