Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.

National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019

Copenhagen Cheesecake

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth

Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.

by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018

Cheesecaking

A bukkake/ circle jerk consisting entirely of Smegma being flicked at the central participant.

Rob enjoyed a good Cheesecaking at the weekend

by Cheesecake King February 9, 2022

Winnipeg Cheesecake

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022

Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy

A sexual act where two people (at least one male) engage in oral sex. The person giving the fellatio waits until the recipient is climaxing, then bites down on the base of the shaft and begins scraping upward, essentially degloving the penis.

"Why did you get put in the hospital last week?"

"My girl gave me a Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy."

by DeutschKonig December 7, 2024

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017