after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch
by Whiskey Ben April 8, 2021
The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.
by arson.tm January 22, 2022
1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.
by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015
(noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 6, 2010
by Burzonic July 22, 2016
the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.
by NoPantsCass April 24, 2011