a straight person who dresses up like a gay person like wearing tight tops and etc u know
by daryl rolland November 24, 2004
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A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.
by shaft March 29, 2004
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a person who defines being, existence, therefore love and sex as convenience food. the opposite of savage love
this metrosexual century will not allow me to feed on love. after 7 abortions I am starving for love and cannot find anything short of a relationship that bans craziness.
by marie lascombes June 18, 2004
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A new term in the English lexicon being used to describe attractive, well dressed, and sucessful men who are sought after by the opposite sex. This word came into use mainly by Beta Males because calling these men outright fags or homosexuals became overly used and exposed their jealousy and catiness that traditionally was ascribed to feminine behavior.
Tom Cruise, Jeff Gordan, Fabio, Leonardo Dicaprio, Metrosexual
by Hopey Changey November 29, 2009
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intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.
emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"
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