Rolling up a $100, sticking it up your pee hole, and taking a bump of cocaine.
Ay, Fred, I brought some coke *shakes baggy*

Fuck, Jim, let me give you a urethra Franklin! *slaps crisp Benjy on his thigh and holds it up to the light to check authenticity*
by Chingchong42069 November 22, 2020
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When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
by BonerSlap June 22, 2017
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bathtime with Franklin in which Franklin takes a bath in nerf blasters
by uhihuihi October 24, 2022
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When you need to poop so bad, that it's half way out.
Dude, I'm totally Franklining right now.

I'm half way through the the Franklin theme song
by Prime Anarchist January 24, 2019
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so smart sexy handsome talented jacked ripped and amazing, super sex mode and is the sheeshboss
darn franklin ur sheesh bossing all over that
by bagelWman January 8, 2023
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Simply the greatest athlete and most charming person. He would be average until he showed his skills, and you would be shocked by his greatness.
I didn't know Franklin could do a 360 windmill. Heck, I didnt know he could dunk.
by Gxld Blood October 29, 2019
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