by Oof boy 101 November 13, 2022
Ay, Fred, I brought some coke *shakes baggy*
Fuck, Jim, let me give you a urethra Franklin! *slaps crisp Benjy on his thigh and holds it up to the light to check authenticity*
Fuck, Jim, let me give you a urethra Franklin! *slaps crisp Benjy on his thigh and holds it up to the light to check authenticity*
by Chingchong42069 November 22, 2020
When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"
"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
by BonerSlap June 22, 2017
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by bagelWman January 8, 2023
Simply the greatest athlete and most charming person. He would be average until he showed his skills, and you would be shocked by his greatness.
by Gxld Blood October 29, 2019