Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 6, 2021
"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com June 4, 2013
after investigating tony's cadbury tunnel mike was most grateful. He vocalised his appreciation with the words "cheers chap"
by altros September 12, 2008
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by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019
When something bad or not planned happens you say “rip in the chap” Yes with a p, because p’s are better
by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019
"Aww man I'm Mega Chaps!"
by ElouiseD.X November 12, 2008