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Crackheadism 

the act of being a complete and utterly ok psychopath. you may completely understand yourself but others think you’ve lost your mind & need some mental assistance. you may be there, but there is definitely something missing. Crackheadism is an art that only some can acquire. You should be lucky and grateful that you were bestowed this gift.
“oh...wow...when she said she has crackheadism...she wasn’t jokin man”
“Did did you just see hOlLy drink 6 cups of coffee, post 30 Instagram photos& videos, spend 5 hours on TikTok & not get any school done, snort smarties, somehow throw up the smarties, and then pretend to be a horse girl in the arena? Ya she really does have crackheadism”
Crackheadism by Yaimthecrackhead September 25, 2019
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cracker barrel crying 

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma
Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying
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Crackjob 

Receiving a sexual act such as a blowjob, Handjob, or Footjob while smoking crack.
Yo I saw Hunter Biden getting a crackjob on Hoodsite.
Crackjob by psychocat15 October 28, 2020

crackin rats

When someone passes gas, or farts.
C’mon Alex, stop crackin rats! You stink!

Sorry I just cracked a rat, you may want to leave the room.

Adam has been cracking rats all day, steer clear!
crackin rats by Punisher4711 December 11, 2020

Caffeine Crackie 

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.
- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.
Caffeine Crackie by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

Doped Up Cracka 

"man did you watch that movie conspiracy theory last night"
"yeah mel gibson was one doped up cracka"
Doped Up Cracka by Hazeey September 27, 2011

Pterodactyl Cackle 

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar
I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle
Pterodactyl Cackle by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010