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ASSASSIN

oh my god assassin just had sex with me
by ppman132 September 15, 2021
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Scent Assassin

The most badass mother fucking hunting scent elimination products in the world.
I shot this deer at 5 yards away using Scent Assassin, can you believe that son of a bitch was dead down wind, fucker never winded me!!
by anonymous September 29, 2021
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AssAssin

Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin

Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021
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Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult
Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind
by Earth Toots July 13, 2011
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Big Assassin

A alternate word in which you can tell a girl you have a large penis without been obvious
Hannah: Have you found it yet?

Dan: Yeah, I still need to find the BIG ASSASSIN though

Hannah: Oh alright then
by RIBA Lads November 13, 2011
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one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.
We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin
by richkid98 August 13, 2018
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JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)
“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”
by TK2000 November 13, 2023
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