Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?
Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the Assassination Attemptmug. Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin
Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
by ◉ ‿ ◉ July 11, 2021
Get the AssAssinmug. When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.
by Coach Belvins March 01, 2018
Get the The Reverse Assassins Creedmug. People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Get the assassinationmug. by zaqwszsfdzsgf September 21, 2020
Get the Assassinmug. by BorthersXV March 12, 2022
Get the Assassin Batterymug. by HarryRemixed March 19, 2023
Get the survivor assassin islandmug.