Zooted

so fucking high.

Amanda: “Bro i’m fucking ZOOTED”
Friends: “What did you say ?”
Amanda: “ZOOTED like high as FUCK”
Friends: “ idk how but it makes sense”

by AmAnDaeEneR November 1, 2019

Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 19, 2015

Zooted

Going really fast in a vehicle

We just zooted that car.

by Rah_54 August 8, 2022

Zooted

The abbreviation of being highly high, like stoned.

Hits cart:
“Damn man I am so zooted rn”

by D1245 January 20, 2020

Zooted

Zooted
R.I.P Mac miller

"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot

To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death

Get zooted to often

It'll take your final breath

To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth

I hope your in a better place when we finally meet

"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..

Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins

I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark

So WALK IN THE LIGHT

I lost my heart lost my mind and lost my physique so zooted I been high as the mountain peaks

by IG:purpleurkleshady March 8, 2022

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 12, 2020

zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

by Bagel duster August 1, 2021