An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe
kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022
by MattN36 January 16, 2022
Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)
by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023
Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.
by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023
by TylerJon January 18, 2022
by bdotty April 17, 2020
A term to describe someone with a long, girthy, veiny, black penis. Someone that will not hesitate to slap you across the mouth with his cock.
by Dumpring Soup August 21, 2020