Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

package face

someone who repeatedly gets hit in the face with a ''package'' ( she takes it in the face)

"brittany allen is a package face"

by kayla weeks May 30, 2008

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

the WARHAMMER PACKAGE

Noun

A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.

Normally causes many injuries to your partner

Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.

DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.

How long were you fucking here?

Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?

DOC:. That explains a lot.

by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021

Package boy

A cute nickname for a bottom

Your such a package boy

by Fhdjfn November 20, 2021

Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.

"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"

by Inlovewithabsol May 12, 2023

package

package

holiday package

by qoza January 22, 2018