Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

Package

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.

Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."

by thicknoodle September 22, 2022

packaged warfood

Army rations especially the food that is served and eaten during war time.

We need to be thankful for packaged warfood!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017

Prominent Package

Also known as the PP. Zacharia Buckle's male package. Something too glorious to not make eye contact with.

When Mr. Buckle walked in wearing that body suit and he was rockin the Prominent Package!

by GentleBeast27 October 14, 2015

Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.

"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"

by Inlovewithabsol May 12, 2023

package

package

holiday package

by qoza January 22, 2018