garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023

package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.

1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.

"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"

by Inlovewithabsol May 12, 2023

HotDog Package

When a group of eight dudes come into a room with baseball caps on and simultaneously shove their cock into a male/females mouth.

Guy1: Hey remember we gave Vinny the hotdog Package Last Night?

Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo

by Pfeiff April 22, 2011

package

package

holiday package

by qoza January 22, 2018

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013