packaged warfood

Army rations especially the food that is served and eaten during war time.

We need to be thankful for packaged warfood!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 08, 2017

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 09, 2016

Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia May 21, 2011

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 29, 2010

care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.

"He delivered the care package to her."

by Alias707 November 21, 2016

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne February 21, 2018

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 05, 2011