A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 12, 2009
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Ghosting someone for 17 days because you're taking a quick shower.
Heading to my mates place for a summer time BBQ, but I chimped them and it's now september
by Tdiz123 January 15, 2019
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If you see someone with this name beat his ass he can’t fight he’s only going to say I got asthma I got asthma
by Cameron chimp December 19, 2019
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Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
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