Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

by Hexyglam July 26, 2013

Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

by GallifreyDude March 27, 2012

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 5, 2014

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.

Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker

by Peter Ching June 30, 2021

The crusty film that accumulates on individual pubic hairs after sex or a long period between showers.

Kristen- "did you go down on Tate?"
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".

by nickthickie December 14, 2013

A term for anyone who is attracted to any character in kung fu panda

by Padstar1508 January 23, 2023

Kung Fuck means to fuck you hard. Or used as daddy come and lick me I want your jello or juices

KUNG FUCK ME ,KUNG HUCK ME MAKE ME CHOKE TILL I CROCK

by Eat me love June 15, 2018