STD

Socially Transmitted Diseases

Him: I got STD.
Me: which one? Religion or Corona?
Him: I got both.

Me: oh no!

by Wisem May 4, 2020

Std's

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's

Hey can I have your std's for my std's?

by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020

STD

STD, stands for super-tiny-dick

Ha, that dude has a STD. Lol Xdd rawr

by Gucci—flexer_lemme_get_ur_bish June 25, 2018

STD

A gift from your girlfriend.

Mom! I finally get STD!

by Alan_Garner June 17, 2023

STD

Used as an abreviation for the following:
-Send the dick
-Still too drunk
-Super throw down
The person who you are talking to will have to figure out which one you are trying to say based on the context of the sentence.

Why Won't Hairy just STD to Maddy already? We needs the benefits!
Idk, I think he is waiting for approval.

Hey...STD?

No, the last time I drank was last weekend.

Wanna have a STD in the basement friday night?

Sure, as long as Hairy can come.

by STDlove February 26, 2019

STD

you would think it meant sexually transmitted diseases.. but no! it actually is an acronym for Suck. Thicc. Dicc.

"Wow , girl! you really STD!"

by IceyAce November 15, 2017

STD

One of Jersey Shore's new terms from Season 4. Means"Stop the Drama."

Pauly: I wish they would shut-up and STD.

by procrastinator_2010 September 22, 2011