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Quantum Night

A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.
Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***
by Beast Squad August 19, 2019
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Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.
Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
by kolahh March 3, 2018
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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Quantum Drop

When you take a Quantum Hit and drop to the floor.
Guy 1: Bro! Brandon just Quantum Dropped!

Guy 2: Dat nigga greened out!
by John Ella August 30, 2017
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Extraphysical Quantumism

Extraphysical Quantumism, also Quantum Extraphysicism or Extraphysicism-Quantumism, is an ideology that advocates the use of quantum mechanics in order to become extraphysical and accomplish the goals of Extraphysicism. Extraphysical Quantumism believes that Quantumism will eventually lead into Extraphysicism and the best way to reach Extraphysicism is by Quantumism. Futhermore, extraphysical quantumism also believes that quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics are actually the same thing but on different levels, but still support that both should be separated and that quantum mechanics are important for understand extraphysics and so on, and even that physics and extraphysics / nonphysics are the same thing but on different levels of existence and even that exists a lot of things beyond matter but natural sciences are still so limited to study about them and even that natural sciences, such as positivism / empirism as a whole, are made for reject or do not study things beyond matter. Extraphysical Quantumism also likes multiverses and many worlds interpretation so much and support massive studies on both, mainly post-empirical ones.
"Extraphysical quantumism supports the use of quantum mechanics in order to reach an extraphysical society that would lead into a post-spacetime society."
by Full Monteirism May 25, 2021
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The Quantum Fuckining

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.
The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.
by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020
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