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quantum nazi

When you say some nazi shit and then say you were joking when people call you out on it.
Dude heiled Hitler and said he was joking when someone asked him if he's a nazi. Quantum nazi douchebag.
by blasttt July 9, 2025
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quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.
Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.
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quantum entendre

Like a double entendre, but suspended in a superstate of multiple ambiguities, or an Eigenbuity.
Q: "What is your most useless skill?"
A: "Kindness."

That's either the most earnest or the most malevolent thing I have ever heard, it could go any way, like some kind of "quantum entendre."
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
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Quantum Capitalist

Quantum Capitalist is a trading and asset management company founded by Francesco Planchestainer, an entrepreneur and trader with a clear vision: to revolutionize the investment world through advanced strategies, risk management and technological innovation. The company currently manages a capital of 80 million dollars, starting at 5 million. Quantum Capitalist operates in global markets, with a focus on Forex, Gold, Indices and Cryptocurrencies, using scalping and day trading strategies to maximize profits. The company is also a financial training hub, offering mentoring and advanced courses for traders of all levels, teaching winning market strategies and the mindset necessary to succeed in the world of trading. The financial results demonstrate the success of the company: in 2021/2022 Quantum Capitalist generated €300,000, in 2022/2023 it reached €15 million, while in 2023/2024 it totaled €75.5 million. To consolidate its growth, the company is considering collaborations with institutional investors, brokers and fintech companies, with the aim of expanding managed capital and continuously improving its strategies and technologies.
Quantum Capitalist's future goals are ambitious: exceed the billion dollars in management, launch a regulated hedge fund. Quantum Capitalist is not just a trading company, but an ecosystem that is redefining the way investors approach financial markets, combining technology, strategy and an entrepreneurial vision projected into the future.
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by UrbanPeopleStory February 3, 2025
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Quantum entanglement

The totally real, non-coke binge fueled theory, that particles can affect other particles at any distance without direct contact. Totally real and not magic.
Quantum entanglement is the science behind voodoo dolls, telepathy and telekinesis.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Quantum Physics

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.
Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Quantum

Achieving the highest level of self. Above all things negative.
Keep throwing all that trash out your mouth; I'm so quantum right now you can't break this vibe.
by AviationGen February 21, 2024
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