by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 16, 2017
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.
by Han Don't youknow November 30, 2015
When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.
by TheBackDoorGamer October 9, 2022
a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters
by AnWIlliamson May 4, 2018