Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

batch file

A file on a windows computer that executes some of the simplest code ever. Often used by script kiddies to trick their friends that they're "hacking".

<Skid> Bro I'm hacking the main frame.
<Friend> Nah dude thats a batch file.

by wyatt445 February 21, 2021

PDF file

1. A .PDF file, usually a text file

2. Pedophile, but for YouTubers and people with trauma from being groomed (I suppose) censoring it

Example 1 (.PDF):

Garfield: yo jon how the fuck do you open this pdf file?

Jon: Use Google Docs, you dumbass cat

Example 2 (Pedophile):

Wokenotbroke225: In today's YouTube drama, we will talk about a PDF file artist known as Shadman.

by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025

Big Ass File

A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.

I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.

by rule5 September 17, 2020

Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files

Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.

Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"

by Hym Iam July 15, 2025

Yeti-File

Someone who walks like a yeti and acts like an absolute retard

Hey look its yeti-file. He just, blew up another engine

by Xx mechanic October 16, 2025