File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.

File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"

by FileCrab January 4, 2024

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

Epstein Files

The Epstein files are something the US government refuses to release, because it would incriminate too many wealthy and powerful people from across the globe.

Release the Epstein files, Donald, you kid diddler.

by This is my handle okay July 17, 2025

get a file

a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)

-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !

by chulimasia November 26, 2009

Sperm circular file

A women's asshole or vagina.

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.

by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016

But files tho

A phrase used in response to any news media concerning Donald Trump. Essentially means ‘release the Epstein files’.

News: Trump said that Tylenol causes autism!
Person: That’s untrue… but files tho

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025

me file

when you store things that are positive about you in your electronics

The me file made everyone have good mental health and an upstanding spirit.

by Coop Dupe January 11, 2020