filemidget 

A little midget that runs around collecting files for later download. Something like filedonkey, but a little shorter.

I just had the filemidget find my favorite MP3.

filemidget by LiquidKaos August 11, 2004

Filet Xiao

Used by Sal and Richard (legendary prank callers of the Howard Stern Show) when talking about a giveaway steak at a japanese restaurant. In actuality, it's a sophisticated way to sneak in the term fellatio

Tradio guy: And here from ***** restaurant is a 'filet xiao'. wait a second...

Filet Xiao by Wack Pack 101 May 10, 2011

Forensic Files and Fuck 

When she into some real creepy shit and you tryna set the mood. The ultimate spin off of Netflix and Chill.

After the Slipknot concert I'm going to take her home for some "Forensic Files and Fuck."

Forensic Files and Fuck by CluffStuffOnly March 1, 2016

Filet'o Fish 

A sandwich sold at McDonalds, which causes otherwise dead fish to rap about Fish Rights.

"Give me back that Filet'o Fish; give me that fish!"

Filet'o Fish by That Depends; Who Are You? April 7, 2009

FileMaker Pro 

One of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.

I guess filemaker doesn't deserve the word "sucks". Almost everything that sucks would reject to putting FileMaker in its category. FileMaker Pro passed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. From now on when I hate something so much I won't say it sucks but I would say it's so close to FileMaker.

FileMaker Pro by Database Libertarian October 18, 2012

filename2 

that one glitched out piece of shit that always exclaimed "oH jEePeRs Y OU FOunD mE" even if you found him 500000000 times before, so basically he's annoying as fuck
he lives in baldi's office for some really fucked up reason
no one actually knows why h's in baldi's office but I bet that he has sex with baldi at night it's like the only reasonable answer so please don't sue me

person 1: "hey did you see baldi and filename2 making out last night?"
person 2: "hell yeah that was lit"

filename2 by ccookiecrumbs September 28, 2018

fileting the fish 

a code term girls use at pool parties to say, "Your tampon string is hanging out of your bathing suit."

Lauren: Alexa, you are fileting the fish.
Alexa: OMG! Am I really? =
Lauren: Yeaaa. go to the bathroom.

fileting the fish by Alexaa=] July 16, 2007