Penske file

The John Doe of files, or, better yet, the Art Vandelay of files. Used to describe slacking off on purpose or due to not knowing how to do the thing which you are procrastinating, in reference to it's origin ( 90s TV Sitcom "Seinfeld") in which George Costanza is assigned the Penske File and slacks off on it instead of doing any work, since he has no idea of what to make of it.

"Yeah, I got this job out of total luck, I don't even know what to make of it. Guess I'll be working on a Penske file then"

by Mr. KnowVeryLittle May 26, 2024

Sperm circular file

A women's asshole or vagina.

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.

by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016

get a file

a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)

-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !

by chulimasia November 26, 2009

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

Bravo India November File

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.

Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?

Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

pdf-file

Instead of remembering the hard spelling of the actual word "pedophile" or "peodofile" or god knows what... we can just use pdf-file

The reporter said "That man is a pdf-file"

by forshaw November 23, 2021

Filed the pan

The art of taking the biggest shit in the history of man kind, to the extent that no water is left visible in the pan on the toilet

I regret that curry last night, I just filed the pan

by rjd99 April 6, 2021