Barnacle File

An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.

How many barnacle files do you have in your work load?

by Barnacle file April 16, 2019

No File

epic gamer better than daroku,kyoshi,ryoshi and yoshi

guy 1: hey do you know no file
guy 2: yeah man he's an epic gamer that i admired to be
guy 1: yeah no cap

by not file June 1, 2021

Penske file

The John Doe of files, or, better yet, the Art Vandelay of files. Used to describe slacking off on purpose or due to not knowing how to do the thing which you are procrastinating, in reference to it's origin ( 90s TV Sitcom "Seinfeld") in which George Costanza is assigned the Penske File and slacks off on it instead of doing any work, since he has no idea of what to make of it.

"Yeah, I got this job out of total luck, I don't even know what to make of it. Guess I'll be working on a Penske file then"

by Mr. KnowVeryLittle May 26, 2024

JFK Files

Yeah, hey, how about you just release the un redacted Epstein files?

Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Yeti-File

Someone who walks like a yeti and acts like an absolute retard

Hey look its yeti-file. He just, blew up another engine

by Xx mechanic October 16, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Create-a-File

A technique used to make yourself feel like you have gotten work done on a project or essay. Involves opening a new document, putting on a title, and saving it with an appropriate name before getting distracted by more important things.

I tried to write my essay on Parallel Universes, but I ended up pulling a Create-a-File then making myself a sandwich.

by Zed191817 April 24, 2010