Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.
Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.
John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.
Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.
John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.
by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021
A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!
by Tent peg February 21, 2017
A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore
A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.
by Lizzy the potato queen May 14, 2017
What happened to Dominic's mom?
She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
you are a limp dorito
by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 7, 2019
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