by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016
A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
by mjpants April 23, 2017
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by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
Person A: Can you explain why you woke me up at six in the morning?
Person B: I wanted to show you the sky at this time of day.
Person A: Wow... It’s beautiful.
Person B: And that’s the effect of calming dawn.
Person B: I wanted to show you the sky at this time of day.
Person A: Wow... It’s beautiful.
Person B: And that’s the effect of calming dawn.
by ChameleonDragon May 7, 2019
This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
by Invalyd January 13, 2019