Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021

Calm Treatment

When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.

"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."

by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

🌈 🦄 🪩 ✨

Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

Luh Calm

Not too serious, nothing too crazy

How was your day today man?
It was ok, Luh calm day today

by St1nky_fart December 23, 2023

Calm Effect

The Calm Effect is when something unexpected happens due to an outstanding individual, calm

The Calm Effect led to a drastic increase in a server’s popularity

by Joshy_3282 February 27, 2024

Calm lil flick

A fire photo

Aye thats a calm lil flick

by Freakneighbor June 4, 2024

Calm

A slang way of saying alright, this is commonly used in conversations face-to-face or on text a lot of people who text informally use it in short or long messages and you can include it in a sentence or just on its own

"hey you wanna go to meadowhall later"
"sure"
"calm"

by sonotwhatithought23 June 14, 2023