by Horace Cox August 22, 2022
He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is
by Jake Crepezzi September 30, 2020
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time
by Unicornilieus_69 September 16, 2015
famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
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by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020