Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021

Calm Treatment

When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.

"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."

by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016

giga calm

The state of absolute total calm where nothing can phase you anymore despite the circumstances.

Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.

by Shiberino August 20, 2024

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

🌈 🦄 🪩 ✨

Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.

Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.

by TitsFromDahisar November 7, 2019

Calm

Cool, Fly, or Awesome

"His drip is fly."

"Yea it's Calm."

by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021

calm the fuck down cujo

When someone is so mad , for no rational reason.

Hey man I'm pissed Debbie is dating Ray, she knows his brothers friend and I are friends!!!
Calm the fuck down Cujo

by C. Jack. Forrester February 13, 2017