Skip to main content

Alright calm down John

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
mugGet the Alright calm down John mug.

Calm

Have you seen my boy's drip. It's calm.
by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021
mugGet the Calm mug.

calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.
I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?
by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016
mugGet the calm yo grits mug.

calm your fire

To slow down ; comfort ; extinguish negative emotions
Let me be your remedy Let me calm your fire
by Murda Edition December 18, 2022
mugGet the calm your fire mug.

woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.
Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"
by TheWorldo June 14, 2023
mugGet the woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha mug.

Calm Boom

Not to be confused with a vibe. A calm boom is rush of emotion, deriving from a healthy combination of pressure and pleasure. Enough pressure to make you react and enough pleasure to make you relax. All at the same time.

Calm Boom can be used as both a verb and a noun
Yo last night was a movie... matter fact it was a calm boom

that album was fire... he really made a calm boom
by JAVBOOM January 13, 2020
mugGet the Calm Boom mug.

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'
Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
by SketchB10 January 18, 2012
mugGet the Calm Your Skeets mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email