While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.
by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020
Get the the calming dutchmanmug. 
A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
by mjpants April 23, 2017
Get the calm your loinsmug. When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.
"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."
by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016
Get the Calm Treatmentmug. Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.
by Shiberino August 20, 2024
Get the giga calmmug. Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?
Person B: yep I'll be there
Person C: calm
Person A: Person C your uninvited
Person B: yep I'll be there
Person C: calm
Person A: Person C your uninvited
by daddypaddy October 20, 2021
Get the Calmmug. by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021
Get the Calmmug.