a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
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Get the we, humans, are creatures of habit mug.Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.
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The methalogical creatures are coming for me
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Get the methalogical creature mug.A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.
Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.
Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.
Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now
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Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain need of affection from other "Sea Creatures" (pathetic).
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn cagey, moist and always remain with the turn of the current
Sea Creatures are essentially, constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please avoid Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain need of affection from other "Sea Creatures" (pathetic).
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn cagey, moist and always remain with the turn of the current
Sea Creatures are essentially, constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please avoid Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.
Good luck luck to them both!
Good luck luck to them both!
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Get the Sea Creature mug.A female who lurks around the hockey rink, looking for a new stick. An ugly version of a "Puck Slut", also see Slump Buster.
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