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Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:
Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024
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Sea Creature

Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.

Noun:

1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.

1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.

Adjective:

2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.

2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain need of affection from other "Sea Creatures" (pathetic).

2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn cagey, moist and always remain with the turn of the current

Sea Creatures are essentially, constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please avoid Sea Creatures.

NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.

This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.

Good luck luck to them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
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Creature

A word used to describe someone that has no common sense to the point to where you genuinely believe they have the intellect of a "creature"
"you're and actual creature"
by Blackmanletter.gov August 23, 2022
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creatured out

I was creatured out
by Fyf byrd May 2, 2018
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Vermin Creature

A questionable male who makes TikTok's in working trousers
Yer Man that makes TikTok videos and never takes off his working trousers is a vermin creature
by TanishChuToy7 January 18, 2021
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Unholy Creature Pose

A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.

Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.
Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now
by Scratchykit August 21, 2023
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negroid mole creature

A man from Virginia that’s friends with a man from texas
Hop on bo6 you fucking negroid mole creature
by Wendigo_0001 December 7, 2024
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