The act of putting your testicles in or on a unsuspecting persons face.Dunking then repeatedly . Consequently a brown spot remains on there forehead.
by Tommy in hand April 27, 2017
Where one drunkenly ejaculates on the floor and waits for their partner to slip on the floor, landing on their face, then, while their partner is bleeding on the floor, they proceed to buttfuck them till loss of consciousness.
by Cpt. Fuckbucket April 16, 2016
When you constantly make depression jokes to fool your friends into a false sense of security about your mental stability
Damn dude! You pulling a Duncan again?
by BinaryBasher February 21, 2018
A very slick boy.
If he had to pick, he'd shag a 13 year old boys dick.
He has shiny brown hair, he wants to see a 10 year old boy in their under-wear.
Nic thinks he's ard because he vapes and wears adidas trackies.
He's a disappointment to his family and is probably going to fail in life.
Nic also likes to flirt with girls that are at LEAST 3 years younger than him.
Can be referred to as 'Nic the nonce.'
If he had to pick, he'd shag a 13 year old boys dick.
He has shiny brown hair, he wants to see a 10 year old boy in their under-wear.
Nic thinks he's ard because he vapes and wears adidas trackies.
He's a disappointment to his family and is probably going to fail in life.
Nic also likes to flirt with girls that are at LEAST 3 years younger than him.
Can be referred to as 'Nic the nonce.'
dantheman: Did you see Nic Duncan today?
Richelle: Yeah, swear he never takes those trackies off, what a mug.
Richelle: Yeah, swear he never takes those trackies off, what a mug.
by ilovehitlerhe'smydad February 12, 2018
by recyclewagon July 4, 2021
1. A euphemism for penetrative intercourse. The meaning of "McJunkin" being an thinly veiled reference to the male anatomy, "Duncan" provides the contextualized action to its complement.
2. Also my real name.
3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?
2. Also my real name.
3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?
She's up all night to the sun, I'm all night to get some, She's up all night for good fun, I'm up for Duncan McJunkin.
Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.
A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.
Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.
A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.
by DMcJ November 20, 2013