Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019
"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
by Cattocius February 20, 2012
A way better nickname for your other half other than "Bae, Boo, honey, sweetie" or anything else that is given to that person whom you love so dearly.
by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 18, 2016
by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018
Apple sus
by colynoly July 6, 2022
Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!
by Zeth the angery gay March 17, 2020
The term describing the action of a male's testes to drop and become further away from his body. #delaneylovesdick
by babybaby6969 March 30, 2017