People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
by Kid Koko and Slim January 3, 2018
Get the Insta-Club Rats mug.
Club Alfa Romeo Bulgaria is a Fb group of fans and owners of alfa romeo cars that doesnt actually do club stuff and focuses on creating the same post over and over again. Usually consisting of questions if there are clean alfas and or dirty ones.
Fights are often seen here and uaually result to one person banned per week.
Another thing that the group loves is entering cars of the maker alfa in online competitions that are decided by the amount of likes resulting in the whole group liking a stock 1.6 156 alfa with falling bumpers and winning against a audi r8.
Club Alfa Romeo Bulgaria the place where the most important question is how clean or dirty your alfa is...
Are there any clean / dirty alfaaas ???
JTD is de wae!
by Tinom5 January 19, 2018
Get the Club Alfa Romeo Bulgaria mug.
Time for the boys. No simping. Only on the div 1 grind. Good fifa players up front and in any.
Boys fancy coming on pro clubs boys??
Yeh don’t let that nob head ted come on he’s a simp
by No simping September 26, 2020
Get the Pro clubs mug.
Having sex on a Greyhound Bus; The opposite of the mile high club
Jack: How was the ride down?

Joe: It was awesome! I joined the Rock Bottom Club
by MontezumaPython December 15, 2016
Get the rock bottom club mug.
We had a great time at Disney.. She wanted to join the Mickey High Club so we banged it out on Splash Mountain like 6 times.
by Keasterbunny July 16, 2023
Get the Mickey High Club mug.
Underground Jack Off group. Soggy biscuits are usually played at these gatherings .
Tuesday nights Jo club meeting has been postponed due to snow
by Bill fuck'n Murray January 5, 2014
Get the jo club mug.
The Munch and Menace Club (M&M Club) was established in 2022 after a Tiktok user by the name of “mega_muncher” posted a series of viral videos that began the reference. The club is dedicated to men who, in mega_mucher’s words, “munched and menaced their way through life.” Referring to the viral terms munch and menace. The user has since been banned from the platform after obtaining over 300k followers. RIP Mega Muncher.
“Bro did you hear about the M&M Club?”
“No who’s that?”
“Just the most prestigious men in the world!”
by March 25, 2023
Get the M&M Club mug.