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Elon's Razor

A princple stating that:

When examining any given anonymous post on the internet that sings the praises of (Elon Musk's) incomparable genius and contribution to the progress of the human race, it is impossible to determine whether the post was made by a high school freshman, or a divorcee in their late thirties.

"Elon Musk" can be substituted with any silicon Valley con-man.
"I swear, these crypto bros all sound like they're only 15, but half the time when I go to their profile, they're balding."

"Elon's Razor, man."
by ThirdWelles December 6, 2022
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Occums Razor

The entirely made-up and incorrect version of Occam's Razor. It states that "If the theory does not have as much evidence as the opposing ones, it's most likely wrong."

The word was first used by reddit user u/Zain_Ahmed002 in this comment: reddit.com/r/fnaftheories/comments/18ctqkg/comment/kccu2zk/
I used Occums Razor as a major piece of evidence for my theory.
by FreddyFazbore December 7, 2023
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razor

A person who cares About you and is nice at times. He'll make you laugh and loves Joe mama jokes

- Fay
Razor is my best friend an I love him so much
by faylovesyou May 8, 2021
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razorize

to shave one's entire body hair.
I razorize myself and the chicks totally dig it.
by imonlyhereforthepizza February 6, 2010
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Razor Throat

“ Dude i feel like i have f****** razor throat rn”
by Backpackkis September 8, 2025
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Wilford's Razor

Commonly worded as:

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"

Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."

In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
Neighbor: “The mayor unleashed a raccoon crisis to distract from the budget meeting.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
by Koffea August 12, 2025
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Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
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