The most pleasurable sensation, reaching orgasm with a q-tip in your ear, smoking a cigarette, watching tiktok and taking the biggest most satisfying shit of your life
by Matt4TatTat July 13, 2022
A girl that wears over-sized Nirvana graphic tees without listening to a single album or song of Nirvana’s. When questioned about their shirt they usually reply that they either “liked the design” or “love them but can’t remember a single lyric or song title.” Nirvana girls are the beginning of a clueless movement of young millennials and teens that spend hundreds of dollars on artists and films that they’ve never heard or seen and therefore do not understand. The Nirvana Girls movement has all of the trademarks of a consumeristic cult that’s bent on aggravating and instilling violent feelings in true Nirvana fans that have been disciples of their music.
How was your trip to Los Angeles?
Okay, there was something weird about 8 out of 10 girls I saw at Venice Beach, however.
What’s that?
They were all wearing the same Nirvana graphic tee.
Oh, those are Nirvana Girls, it’s a growing movement that’s bent on ridiculing Nirvanas fan-base.
Okay, there was something weird about 8 out of 10 girls I saw at Venice Beach, however.
What’s that?
They were all wearing the same Nirvana graphic tee.
Oh, those are Nirvana Girls, it’s a growing movement that’s bent on ridiculing Nirvanas fan-base.
by MobyZit January 31, 2021
A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.
by Rologgin March 28, 2018
by bhb September 14, 2003
A teenager with long greasy hair that plays acoustic guitar all day. They usually wear Iron Maiden shirts and love bands like Metallica. They can be seen in places like Sam Ash playing guitars because they don't have enough money to buy them.
by CEO, Smash Productions December 7, 2007
When one believes he/she has forgotten the day of the week and the date. Usually they take up to 3 hours to wake up fully. Usually accociated to those who are directionless, but still content with life. Most likely to resemble "The Dude".
Christian: Dude, what time is it?
John: 3:30pm. did you just wake up?
Christian: yeah... what day is it?
John: are you high or something?
Christian: Naa bro, Nirvana 2.0
John: 3:30pm. did you just wake up?
Christian: yeah... what day is it?
John: are you high or something?
Christian: Naa bro, Nirvana 2.0
by Saunuku May 11, 2010
OMG. That's Nirvana.
by lolguyoftheweek December 7, 2010