An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.
Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?
by Seshie November 13, 2019
by Mega meg May 30, 2017
by djse3y7 March 14, 2021
To masturbate with both hands.
"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
by sangreazul March 18, 2016
A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.
My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!
by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 23, 2020
by ThisDiddleMaster69 April 14, 2016