hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

bag of coal

Something used, unwanted, or shunned.

1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold

2.They're not worth a bag of coal

by Mugsy DiaMecha July 16, 2022

White Coal

A slang name for Crack Cocaine, due in part to a “Crack Rock’s” resemblance to coal, but whitish in colour

Junkie: Yo I need to spark sumn, you got more of that White Coal?

Dealer: Yeah, I got a little sumn on me

by Walker Graves December 26, 2020

Coal roller

A truck driver that usually drives a dodge, and sometimes a Chevy who has nothing better to do with his life the shoot black smoke out of his exhaust and hurt the air. U can tell a coal roller because they usually have their hat on backwards and a stick up their ass.

Look at Greg he just rolled coal in that old ladies window, one day I will be a coal roller.

by Tenderjunk22 June 20, 2022

go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 20, 2016

Coal Rolex

A diesel vehicle that goes against the stereotype of a big, dirty, polluting work truck, also known as a Coal Roller.

"Wow, Dylan, that Golf TDI is nice!"
"Yeah, it's a real Coal Rolex, isn't it?"

by Iamvaccinated May 27, 2022

solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.

Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!

by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 29, 2010