A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals
Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter
by McSkeet September 15, 2011
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A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."
Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
by McHesp August 2, 2020
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If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).
by Nonexistent person January 19, 2022
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a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.
idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”
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A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event
The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz
by Tekashi woof woof January 27, 2020
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A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!
*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*
by 420Valkry March 29, 2018
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An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)
The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.
by Econometrician October 28, 2013
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