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Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
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Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle
2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.
by davus0000 May 17, 2025
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INVISIBLE TOUCH

The invisible touch is the basic concept of the philosophy of Alexis karpouzos
When you look deeply into yourself you may be able to see that there is, in this moment, a quality of aliveness that is animating you that is not philosophical and is not abstract. It's independent of what you think about it, what you believe about it and what you feel about it. It's always there! it is animating your breath, It is coursing the spirit, it is what makes it possible for you to think and speak and see and hear. This is the Invisible Touch.
by Cosmic spirit November 25, 2022
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Invisible

Invisible is not a negative like some people think.
If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? That would defeat the point. Being invisible is not negative.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.
by LadyA314 December 20, 2023
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Invisible inch

An extra inch at the base of a penis that is exposed when you push down the surrounding fat areas.
She didn't look scared enough when I showed her my penis so I made sure to push in the invisible inch when I was getting her stink on my twink.
by LubedChode November 22, 2021
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Invisible Steve

A really cool guy who will never have a finished biography.
"Hey have you finished writing Invisible Steve"
"Who are you?"
by Vamrule101 October 20, 2022
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