invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.

Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair

by LoreaFendiDiamond May 17, 2014

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.

by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020

Invisible

The most vital thing to stay alive is the invisible

The air is invisible

by 1200bauds August 30, 2023

Invisibility

Eating the largest dose of king palpalp in your peer group used by anyone to make sure theatre is production

You don't need a cloak for invisibility

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Invisible

When you cannot see something or someone

Max and Leo
Max: I can't see you Leo where did you go
Leo: I'm invisible you can't see me

by Cherry muffin July 27, 2016

Invisible Hatred

When you dislike a person, fictional character, or relationship, but can’t explain/find your reason why.

You: I hate this character!
Friend: Why?
You: I don’t know, I just do!
Friend: It sounds like you have some Invisible Hatred of them.

by VanillN April 29, 2023